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Every week you’ll see more and more athletes coming up on Instagram through sleazy marketing tactics like shout-outs and paid advertisement. Chances are you probably follow them because their life seems interesting and awesome. Well my logic goes, “if it’s that awesome and interesting, then why not copy them?” There are several good reasons for doing this.

1. Nobody will doubt that you lift

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If you are natural and have been lifting weights for years then you probably already know how slow muscle gains come by. In fact, they can be so slow that people will even ask you “Do you even lift bro,” especially if you like to wear loose fitting shirts. However, by taking steroids, nobody will question the fact that you lift, whether that be in person or online. People will even look to you for advice and for you to lead them simply because you “look” like you know what you are doing.

2. No-matter what, people will accuse you of steroids if you look better than them

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I’m sure you’ve read the comments on all these famous Instagram athletes. They usually say “STEROIDS” or “ADOBE GAINZ.” The truth is no matter what, even if you’re not super muscular, people will always want to accuse you of taking steroids. Doing that helps take the blame off of them for being fat and out of shape. The best thing you can do is just ignore the comments since they’re always going to be there no matter what you do.

3. Several other people do it

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For those of you who’ve been lifting naturally for years and doing everything right, then you guys know what to expect. You can already tell for the most part who’s on steroids and who isn’t. For those of you who aren’t as experienced, go on google and type in 1930s bodybuilders and then type in 1980s bodybuilders and you will notice the difference.

There weren’t any steroids of any kind in the early twentieth century so those physiques are without a doubt natty. Compare them to the standard insta-famous athletes who claim to have transformed from shit to fit in only a few months and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

4. Ultimate shortcut to fame and money

Taking steroids can really take you from being a broke nobody to actually being somebody people will follow. Most supplement and fitness magazines or companies won’t even consider sponsoring somebody who doesn’t look like they lift. So once you’ve go the physique to back it up, you’re more likely to get followers, get sponsored, and have the awesome life as portrayed by all these insta-famous athletes.

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So if you love the bodybuilding lifestyle, want to get paid for it, and want to become famous at the same time…. Then steroids seem like the perfect thing for you to do.

Disclaimer: We do not take responsibility for any side effects or causes of you taking steroids which include but are not limited to: developing bitch tits, baldness, or raisin-sized testicles.

All content is for info-tainment purposes only. The content is not intended to be a substitute for real life professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment of any sort.

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